Thursday, September 2, 2010

Freaks | Fiction | One of Us! One of Us!

Everyone; I’ve fallen in love with a freak. And by freak, of course, I mean ‘one in a million’, ‘utterly unique’. What? I’m shifting the cultural emphasis of the word! Shakespeare did it all the time! Refudiate that!



For a couple of months now, I’ve been wondering if there would ever come along a video-game that would, er, refudiate (damn it, it’s addictive) the now-famous Roger Ebert claim that the medium can never be art. Not, you know, wondering that hard. I have fiction-related stuff to be getting on with. That narrative form can presumably take care of itself.


Pictured: art.  And ambiguous directorial motives.

But, still, it matters to me, so I was delighted to find the game that proves him wrong. It’s called Deadly Premonition, and it was made by a small Japanese studio, and then hawked over here a few months ago as a budget game. It got a couple of awful reviews for its dreadful appearance, unnecessary combat, odd design decisions, etc. Then some irritating hipsters began to declare that it was so bad it was good. Then some more irritating hipsters insisted that, actually, in spite of everything it was good in its own right. Now I’m planning to be the most irritating hipster of all.

Let me explain. Deadly Premonition is maybe fifty-percent ripping-off Twin Peaks – a coffee-sipping FBI agent travels to a surreal, pine-filled American town to investigate the death of a young girl – and fifty-percent ripping-off the quirkily-gory Japanese horror games of yesteryear, in particular one of the best (I’ll give you a clue. Deadly Premonition invokes it with mysterious rituals, a deranged killer who tends to pop out and force the hero to hide in nearby cupboards, and a clocktower. A Clocktower.). There’s actually also a little Japanese-style surrealism in there too; the gas-mask-wearing “mysterious capitalist” Harry Stewart, who whizzes about in a wheelchair and speaks only in benevolent proverbs through his rhyming butler, Michael, is pretty Murakami. Actually, has anyone ever taken the time to compare Murakami and Twin Peaks? Might be interesting.

What Deadly Premonition does have is a protagonist who’s pretty unique, and who actually gets to explore the problems and fascinations of the gaming medium without ever truly breaking the fourth wall. Y’see, ‘Agent Francis York Morgan’ is no ordinary FBI agent. In fact, judging from the way he shoves his badge into the face of every new person he meets and announces his full title, staccato, and the fact that he never contacts his agency, ever, we might be inclined to believe that he is no FBI agent, period. ‘York’, as everybody calls him, is a twitchy type with a habit of constantly raising his hand to his ear, as if there’s an earpiece there (there isn’t) and talking to his good buddy Zach, who nobody else can see.

Now Zach is an odd one; part imaginary friend, part spiritual guide, he sees what York sees and to some extent controls him. In the most intense moments, York asks him what he should do, in idleness, York chats to him about 80s movies, and often when he’s having a conversation with one of the townsfolk, York will mock them, in asides, to Zach. Nobody ever seems to notice this. York is obviously a nutter, a freak, though a well-intentioned one – but at the same time, Zach is us, the player; so we laugh at his jokes and warm to his position. The ‘normal’ people very quickly become the outsiders.


Pictured: also art.


I should also mention that, in-game, York has to go around town questioning suspects, calling meetings, holding autopsies, and so on. But everyone in the town has their own daily routine set out for them (they genuinely do follow an intricate pattern around the map), and the game plays out in near-real time. So York, the outsider with nothing to occupy him, is often left with time on his hands and nothing to do, as the town plays itself out all around him?


So what does he do? He smokes endless cigarettes, for one, which do actually cause time to speed up. But he also plays games, sad, lonely games. You can take York down to the lake and fish, in the torrential rain, a happy little smile on his face. You can partake in solo races around the parking lots of the town, which he seems to have invented on the spot, as he never breaks the speed limit. You can even send out for fresh laundry, predict the future in your coffee, shave, and, most poignantly of all, walk up to residents’ houses, which you cannot enter, and ‘peek’ at them going about their daily lives. His freedom is beautiful, but also oppressive. There’s a genuine world, all around him, that he can participate in, but never fully enter. Sooner or later he’ll have to leave the little town and venture back into reality – we can only hope – an improved man. (There’s actually a great deal more of this in the game’s often bizarre and laughable plot. But I spoil not.)



Pictured...actually, okay, this one's debatable.

This is the difference, in the end, between the majority of fiction and video games, or cinema and video games.  Not this illusionary 'freedom' thing, but the fact that the two 'established' art forms allow us to remain apart, an observer to the last (in most cases - see my Second Person article).  Video games take us further in; we become complicit in the action, and more fully immersed.  It's far closer to 'pure' escapism.  I'm often reminded of the danger implicit in the character of Jonathan in Angela Carter's The Magic Toyshop, who daydreams so thoroughly that he drifts out of the narrative and vanishes entirely.  If games are to take us further into the illusionary other-world, my point is, they'll have to work far harder to make sure we come out with a heightened sense of ourselves, not a lessened one.  But it can be done.  There's no reason it can't be done.



What’s that, Zach? Freaks? I don’t remember being asked to write anything about freaks.

Jon Ware
Fiction Editor

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

First They Came for Fred Phelps; First They Came for the Mosque

   Just the thought of the Phelps clan makes me sad or sick to my stomach.
In Topeka, Kansas is a lovely gathering space, called Most Pure Heart of Mary. We were there because a man from Africa had come to thank the people of that church, who had collected monies and sponsored events and eventually had provided a Well --Water!-- for this man's village.

He had come to speak after the Catholic Mass, and the Eyes of the People there were all tear-filled as they listened to the man tell how the Well had changed his people's lives. But the topekans' lives were changed, too. Their hearts expanded and secreted good hormones as they heard of the fruits of their labors. Perhaps they were also grateful, as they realized what the  Need for Water  means.

I swear a beam of light filled that space at the end. The room was Gracefilled. Poor humble folk helping poor humble folk around the planet; how can one be happy while another is without malaria-free water for their infants? We left in good spirit.

A block or two down the road, I saw bright colors and a gathering of people--old and young, children--and as i was "not from here" i was curious and happy for the next moments in the gracefilled day.

phelpses at k-state graduation
The bright colors were the neon stripes that now carry a malignant conditioned response for many Kansans and Americans. As we approached, i blinked as i saw the obscene and stabbing words in the signs. My heart was blasted open when i beheld a young kid, 8 years old?--carrying a sign which was specifically designed to wound and hurt and degrade another person. I wanted to step in front of the sign in order to make sure the object of its hate could not see it. The idea of my college roommate or my friend or my cousin seeing such a revolting sign was too much.

I had moved from heaven to hell in 2 blocks.
 I had stepped out of grace and into malignancy.
If i would have been a saint, i suspect i would have detected a stench.
There i go, now it is i who am unkind.
See how violence begets violence!
I have since come to know who this group is and the silly mindless spewings they spear. They may be just the most visible, the easiest to despise; while the more dangerous may be the more subtle... The phelpses gained national prominence by "protesting" (harassing) at the funerals of American soldiers. ("divine punishment")
How can this be possible? Does every funeral home need to have an invitation only policy now? Lawsuits came.

click to enlarge
The lawyers i know knew that Phelps would get his free speech rights upheld in court.  "Fred Phelps is a civil libertarian's nightmare; his vicious, homophobic protests of military funerals, outraging liberals and conservatives alike, make censorship seem like a patriotic duty, as well as an expression of tolerance."..." (more quote below*) 

But the publicizing of Phelps may be the best way to disempower him.
There is a principle that we do not like to really  look at--
that Freedom to Speak does not stand alone, but is paired somehow with equality in media's treatment of speech (and avoiding this issue is a normal response to believing that we know best). It is wanting to silence those who promote something we think, believe, or know is a mistake, a wrong, a disgrace. It is the media only promoting the rich's ideas, or the powerful's thoughts, or the connected folks' take on things. It is the media deciding ahead of time that you don't need to know that or that these ideas are improper.

The press these days seem to think that by picking sides or offering lots and lots of opinion, that they will sway, for the betterment of society, how folks perceive things. That is a fallacy.
First of all, A Snake Sheds its skin at the rate that a snake sheds its skin.
 You cannot make a horse drink water, i don't care if it is freshly opened bottles of Evian. Instead, a backlash occurs. Why am i being patronized? Being treated as "less than" or "not as smart as" actually anchors folks in their views. Indeed, the recent lack of basic reporting about a Big Ol' Rally in D.C. prompted an out-of character column from a friend wondering why the media are not doing their who what where when why duties.

The second problem with this "helping us" know how we should hear the news or censoring it for us is that people will steer away from common sources (yes, there are still some). This will lead to as (Jay puts it) "Shoveling viewers to Glenn Beck's Website".--or, losing credibility and forcing people to go to a single place, or to unidimensional, isolated, or extreme information centers.

The Marketplace of Ideas is the place, ideally, where ideas are sifted through, selected, "censored" if you will. Events that are big, or that impact many Americans, or that are part of our national discussion should be given balance in reporting even (no, especially) when one side is unpopular with media, unpopular with government, out of favor with majority. Remember the rush into Iraq?

Are the press doing in-depth reporting on Phelps? Get his quotes. Treat him like any other. Let him be exposed. Where are the psychological profiles on 20/20? (surely we have heard enough family murder cases) Where are the details about his schedule, his plans, the groups who shield others from the view? His quotes may do more to end his cause than censoring him.

When do we give Cindy Sheehan a voice? When we agree with her? Who decides? What if Shirley Sherrod was not given equal time? Who decides? Is Code Pink dismissed as Too Left or are they given a chance to say all they want to say, For the Media, like John McCain is given? Because the Media is running the show. If the media holds the microphone, they must stick to good solid basic journalism.
(It feels good when they are, but They may not always be on your side)

Again, the Mosque.
Maybe there is a down side to building it near Ground Zero.
Maybe not. Maybe there is a HUGE downside to preventing equal treatment.
Let's Assume for a moment that the imam really is radical, that it really is a sign of conquest, that some will exult over its presence. OK, so?
What has that to do with me? My country is to abide by our principles and rules. If he is a criminal, arrest him. Otherwise, of course it is wrong to deny building it simply because "we don't want it there"--
google "ground zero mosque" or Imam Trade Center- many views. one view        another view!

What i want is the print and broadcast media to give it to me straight.
Interview everyone, not just those are "in the right" or correct, or progressive thinkers, or non-racists, or saints. Equal treatment is the fastest way to expose what needs exposing.
Equal straight journalistic professionalism will calm, (if not unite) certain groups or factions because there will be a great lessening of the feeling that they are on an uneven playing field.
It is the uneven playing field that i am sensing is the biggest complaint.
Fairness, as all who have experienced its lack, is the most Frustrating and Anger-producing factor.

These loosely connected thoughts are my musings
after hearing many folks complain recently and over the past year or two about how they feel Unfairness, feel cut off or cut out of the dialog. This feeling of inequality or separation is increasing.
I remember
when many k-staters and other manhattanites protested the Iraq war--they did not get the media treatment their constancy, their numbers, their seriousness merited.
I spoke with folks (Campaign for Nonviolence) who initiated and year after year at Bramlage shielded Graduating K-Staters and their Parents from the hatevision of fred phelps, who have
Never
    received
    a media story-
that made Me feel great frustration for them. The media need to step up, look at all sides, and do the reporting. Report!

This Division is becoming more dire, and will lead to Really Bad Things, i think, more than the original issues.



No trust, no believability, in our media will lead to very bad things.





* Albert Snyder advanced a series of tort claims against Phelps, including, most notably, intentional infliction of emotional distress caused by the funeral protest and by subsequent internet rants about Matthew and his family, the sight of which allegedly made Albert Snyder "violently ill." The district court dismissed two of Snyder's claims (involving defamation and publicity) but allowed his claims of emotional distress, intrusion, and civil conspiracy to be determined by a jury. Guess who the jury found more sympathetic -- the visibly anguished father of a slain marine or the cruel, contemptuous, hate-mongering protester?


This is precisely the evil that the First Amendment was designed to prevent: submitting the right to express presumptively distressing or despicable ideas to a popular vote. Snyder's claims of emotional distress should never have been presented to the jury; they should have been dismissed, as a matter of law, by the trial judge. The district court's instructions to the jury in this case were also deeply flawed, and, in my view, more dangerous than any number of cruel, crazy, yet peaceful protests. The judge told the jury that "vulgar, offensive, and shocking" speech may only enjoy limited constitutional protection, suggesting, nonsensically, that the First Amendment fully protects only inoffensive speech that wouldn't be unwelcome in polite company -- and wouldn't need protection -- unlike the ravings of Fred Phelps."

Eyebrows...How Much Time Do You Invest?

After watching a vid by nurberxo on YouTube, it left me questioning how much time everyone actually puts into their eyebrows. Do you tweeze them? Wax them? Trim them?

Apart from being beautiful, Nur undoubtedly has enviable eyebrows, I mean they're perfect! You all know I have a problem with my brows in that they are very faint at the outer corners and taper off to nothingness.  This can be a problem as I have to use an eyebrow pencil to go over them, which on some days can be quite a challenge when I'm doing it at 7am and my hands aren't as steady as they should be!  Because my eyebrows are so fair, they don't really need alot of trimming, waxing or tweezing but I do think I could benefit from possibly using the eyebrow stencils that were mentioned in the vid.  I especially like the fact that there's so much variety on the website (Eyebrowz.com) and you can choose from a huge list of celebrity eyebrow shapes to get something that's suitable for you.  There's pretty much everything you need to know about eyebrow grooming on this site.

I will be honest, eyebrow stencils do KINDA scare me because I'm worried they will look false but now that I've seen a few girls who use them and how great their eyebrows look, I want to look into it more!

Have any of you guys used eyebrow stencils before? If so, which ones did you use?

Freaks | Poetry | Le Grand Guignol de Silkworm



It's alive! It's alive!

So, as we are dealing with the topic of Freaks this week, I thought I'd take the opportunity to share a guilty pleasure of mine. I am absolutely mad about horror movies. From the days of my Dad scaring the bejesus out of me with Nightmare on Elm Street as a kid, to me making my girlfriend sit through the awful remake fifteen years later, horror movies have a special place in my heart.

So it is with great pleasure that I have for you six exclusive, original poems written by some of the most infamous psychopaths of hollywood history.

Do not read if you are uncomfortable with the macabre...


Dr. Heiter (Human Centipede)


As you asked, OK, I don’t usually
do these but my interest has been piqued
my all time dream-team centipede would be,
um, well I have two, am I allowed two?
Well three, but the last one is more
of a metaphysical idea… follow me.

So firstly, I would have done anything
to sew up the Hilton twins with their Dad…
their Dad would be in the middle
and there would be a constant screening
of ‘The Simple Life’. Paris at the front…
make her eat Tinkerbell, shit it in Daddy’s mouth.

For a back-up splice though, I’d go highbrow,
(you didn’t say they had to be alive)
I’d put Chaucer in the middle spouting
middle-English gobbledygook then wedge
the bard in as the keystone, Eliot at the back…
see if he shits out the Burial of the Dead.

Honestly though, when I first had this idea
(and they say you should always go with your instincts)
I thought it would seem the perfect opportunity
to knit together an Englishman, an Irishman
and a Scotsman… after months of training them
to crawl round, crapping into eachother, I’d
march ‘em into bars to a thunder of laughs.



Annie Wilkes – Misery

Kids today. I’m sorry, I hate to begin anything
with such a venomous cliché but… kids today!
Do they even know what creative writing is?
I’ll tell you, workshops in the old days used to
get the best out of you… and it wasn’t through
pussy-footing around and sparing feelings.

Did I tell you what it was like
to be in one of Ezra Pound’s workshops?
He was once mildly irked at what he saw as
a forced rhyme I’d made between ‘played’
and ‘employed’. Do you know what he did?
He punched me square in the vagina.
He wasn’t even angry that time… he just
wanted me to learn.

And so suddenly Sheldon’s offended
on account of his shattered ankles
after he let himself destroy the one
good thing he’d ever been capable of?
I tell you if he’d been in one of Wilmot’s workshops
he’d have lost his whole scrotum in a second.
But he has the gall to moan at the role I played
at keeping his mistress Misery employed.



Norman Bates – Psycho


When did they stop selling candy
in those nifty brown paper bags?
I loved the kooky crinkle of the things
all creasey round the sweeties.
You know it’s so hard not to laugh
when a car flumps into a swamp
and the air pockets plop out the trunk
like a sneaky night fart.

It’s funny how many things seem
like breaking wind to me, I don’t
think I’m obsessed, I’m not an obsessive
type of fella. But it gets me every time
I make the first incision to
taxidermy a bird (always at the anus)
they let out a kind of
(oh for god sake I’m giggling)

Crane was the same,
just before I wrapped her up
I pressed a foot down on her belly
and ‘woop’, there it came alright.
Mother would be livid if she knew
what fun I have without her.



Leatherface – Texas Chain Saw Massacre


It’s not hard to stay on my good side
I’ll give you a clue.
Are you paying attention?
KEEP OUT OF MY FUCKING HOUSE.
Does that seem unreasonable to you?

You’re sat at home… life is not great
you haven’t worked in several years
and making ends meet is not smooth sailing
when all of a sudden a complete stranger
comes into your house, demanding
the use of your telephone?

I’m not an unreasonable bloke,
I do work in the community,
I like craftwork and knitting.
Maybe if the world wasn’t always
barging in on me, making demands,
I’d feel comfortable in my own skin.



Freddy Krueger – A Nightmare on Elm Street


If you’d just let me out for a month
I promise I’ll put to work the nightmares
you’ve been waiting for.

I’ll chase down George Bush as a
suicide-bombing pretzel made of oil.

I’ll shapeshift into a chunk of ear cartilage
and sexually molest Mike Tyson.

I’ll crash into Newscorp headquarters
in a plane with only left wings.

I’ll rip the skin off racists
and feed it to the greedy.

I’ll tie down Mark Zuckerberg
and ‘like’ him into oblivion.

Just please, let me out to play again
I promise I’m nice now.


  
Pinhead - Hellraiser


The Lament Configuration

is rubbed and I rise
plucking my punctured pillow
at the perforations.

Walls widen when I squint,
reluctant as I am
to be beckoned by a thumbed button.

Not yet seen in a century,
still very much hell’s brat -
still made to sit with the Freddies

and Michaels and Jasons
in the canteen. Still waiting
for that big account before Leviathan

allows me into the executive lounge
with Vlad, Jekyll, the Ripper;
real closers.

Am I arrogant to expect promotion?
When was Leatherface fast-tracked?
He didn’t even go to university.

I am getting chatty in my adolescence,
I am formulated but I do not sprawl
like the inane knife-wielding doll.

Sat struggling for small-talk
beside a teen in a Scream-mask
at the Christmas party I wonder

- oh lots of things.
You wouldn’t understand.


Phil Brown
Poetry Editor

Police Python 357



Titel: Police Python 357 / Polisrevolver 357
Genre: Kriminaldrama/Thriller
Land: Frankrike/Västtyskland
År: 1976
Regi: Alain Corneau
I rollerna: Yves Montand, François Périer, Simone Signoret, Stefania Sandrelli

Handling: Två poliser, inspektör Ferrot och hans chef kommisarie Ganay, förälskar sig i samma unga kvinna. När hon så blir mördad av en av dem, blir den andre huvudmisstänkt för brottet och leder utredningen.

Omdöme: Jag förväntade mig något i stil med en fransk Dirty Harry och delvis får man det med veteranen Yves Montand iklädd en omodern kavaj och bärandes på en 357 revolver. Men det här är en på många vis ovanlig polisfilm som utvecklar sig på de mer oväntade sätten. Under filmens första tredjedel följer vi triangeldramat mellan inspektör Ferrot (Montand), kommisarie Ganay (François Périer) och deras flickvän/älskarinna Sylvia (Stefania Sandrelli). De två poliserna känner varandra och jobbar tillsammans, men känner inte till den andres förhållande med Sylvia. Däremot känner Ganays rullstolsbundna fru Thérèse (Simone Signoret) till sin makes förhållande och de pratar även öppet om det.



Det är ett lustigt upplägg som blir än mer invecklat av faktumet att Sylvia visar sig vara psykiskt sjuk och man känner på sig att hon har dessa två förhållanden med mycket äldre män för att kanske hämnas någon de satt dit eller liknande. Istället kommer vändningen i filmen då den ena av poliserna mördar henne i hennes hem. Den andre kommer kort därefter dit full och blir på så vis huvudmisstänkt. Men eftersom han är den som har hand om utredningen försöker han hitta den verkliga mördaren. Det är ett helt klart annorlunda sätt filmen levereras på och inspektör Ferrot är inte den smartaste polisen och försöker täcka upp spåren efter sig på de mest häpnadsväckande sätten. Det blir mycket humor och bisarra situationer trots att det är på fullaste allvar. Det är kul att se hur långt Ferrot går och Yves Montand ger en bra prestation som den desperate polisen.

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Betyg:
IMDb: 6.9


Freaks | Introduction | Monster Marketing


Week 15 | Freaks | Contents

Tuesday | Poetry | La Grand Guignol de Silkworm
Wednesday | Fiction | One of Us! One of Us! 
Thursday | Music | RPGs Are Like Guitars

WARNING: THIS ARTICLE MAY STERILIZE YOU WITH FEAR

I admit there's an element of brutality in all my work - it's part of the truth about human existence I always want to explore - but the last thing I'm trying to do is put on some kind of freak show, inviting people to get off on other people's pain and humiliation.
Todd Solondz

This week you are in for a freak-treat, monsters, mutants and madness.

It is no coincidence that freak shows have been popular throughout history. One of the earliest examples is Lazarus Colloredo and his parasitic twin brother John Baptista who toured 17th century Europe. The upper body and left leg of Baptista protruded from the torso of his mobile brother Lazurus. According to historical records, Lazarus was a handsome and charming man apart from this brother dangling before him. In 1884 the legend Joseph Merrick exhibited as ‘The Elephant Man’. More recently, ‘999 Eyes Freakshow’ started up as the last genuine traveling freakshow in the United States. This brings us right up to the present where we have the current series of Big Brother.

In short, oddness is and has always been a commodity, as such is sold and bought, and for it to sell well, marketed.

The seed of this article was sown from the Ballad of Ekimo Nell, which Phil posted up the other day. The ballad itself was news to me but the movie poster was not. I remember first seeing it as a kid in a book called 'Worst Movie Posters of All Time' - which is probably 'The Most Inappropriate Name of a Poster Book of All Time' as it contained some of the most fantastic images and tag lines of movie history. It is book about selling monsters, pandering to our love of freaks and making freak mountains out of odd molehills.

I’d like to introduce you to a few of my favourites (apologies some of the images are poor, it's difficult to find decent ones as much of the evidence of the below movies has been tactfully destroyed)

5. The Groove Tube
K-S/Syn-Frank Enterprises

All is revealed in The Groove Tube. What turns the apes on? What makes a cop dance in the street? Who chases her through the woods? What Can Butz beer do for you? What has the night tonic done for her? Why are they eating grass? Produced, written and directed by Ken Shapiro. Oh Ken, you loon. 

4. Fire Maidens From Outer Space
Eros Films

A poster plastered with outrageous cut-price thrills, it promises both sex-starved beautiful aliens and some planet-ravishing creature of horror.  At the time, Picturegoer’s reviewer hailed it with the words: “A film I nominate as the stupidest ever”.

3. Queen of Outer Space
Allied Artists

A Zsa zsa Gabor classic – with a poster depicting Gabor languidly spread across the Venusian landscape wrapped by images of men romping with laser gun toting girls and another of a man grapping with a giant spider. Released in 1958, set in 1985.

2. The Dead One
Grand National Pictures

A deserving second place for the list of sights on offer.

SEE The Voodoo Princess call on the dead one to Kill! Kill! Kill!
SEE The Dead Ones come to life within their coffins
SEE Exotic rituals bring the dead to life
SEE Beautiful dancing girls


1.    The Black Scorpion

Warner Bros.

The chart topper of this little list because of the host of  most excellent tag lines including...

“We defy you not to get a genuine case of the horrors”

“Uncut! Shown exactly as filmed”

 And best of all, "Don't be ashamed to scream, it helps to relieve the tension"


Sleep tight,

James “The Human Human” Harringman
Editor-in-chief
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