Monday, August 15, 2011
Stephanie's Suck-Fest
Saturday, August 13, 2011
Mental Breakdown
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
Friends and Family
Not in what they say.
Just in what they are."
Every one of those gifts is evidence of their love and commitment to friendship—with me! I treasure the givers more than the gifts.
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Character Judge
Friday, June 3, 2011
Stereotypes...
Are they good or bad? I don't care {at least at the moment. Normally it's the kind of debate I'd like.}. Today I am here to embrace them in a discussion of
Guy Stereotypes: Tall Dark and Handsome vs. Sweet Sensitive Surfer
He's mysterious, shadowy and sarcastic. Dark hair, mischievous eyes, smooth voice. Intense, clever and the tiniest bit dangerous.
Just out of curiosity, I Googled "tall dark and handsome." My screen filled with images like this
this
If there had been any doubt in my mind that this was my Type, it was immediately erased.
On the other hand, my good friend Brianna is partial to the Triple S type. Chill, blonde and sensitive. The sparkling white smile, the sexy tanned skin, the bright blue eyes. Funny and sweet the slightest bit shy.
I Googled "hott blonde guys" in order to get some examples.
Yeah. Not my type.
What about you guys? Is your type TDH or the Triple S?
~Stephanie
Friday, May 6, 2011
"The Type"
I'm going to assume you do, considering most of the people who follow this blog are of the female persuasion.
Here's how I, as a girl, see it: with guys, there is always "the type." There are things that guys ALL love about girls, like a check list, and when each requirement is met, the girl is pronounced "hott." Like for instance, whoever this is.
Every guy will think she's good-looking.Of course, some guys may like a girl that other guys don't. That can happen. BUT. There are some girls that every single guy ever is going to agree is attractive.
That is not the case with girls. There is no "type" with us. There is no universal "hott." No matter who the guy is, there will be a girl out there who disagrees. We have our own preferences. There is not a checklist of characteristics that goes for every female on the planet.
For example, I think Thomas Dekker is one sexy man.
Conversely, Cassidy thinks Ryan Reynolds is the stuff, when I just...don't. At all.
As a matter of fact, Cassidy and I have almost the exact opposite taste in guys. We were bored and even made a list one day of guys I like that she doesn't, and vice versa. We came up with a list of characteristics that I especially like and dislike, and ones she especially likes and dislikes.
Because nothing is private in today's warped and pathetic society, I'll share the lists with you.
Stephanie Likes:
1. Expressive eyebrows
2. Thinnish faces
3. Tall
4. Tan
5. Intense eyes
Stephanie Hates:
Round faces
Poofy lips
Cassidy's Likes:
1. Squinty eyes
2. Squarish face
3. Big lips
4. Tall
5. Dark
Cassidy's Dislikes:
Thin faces
Narrow chins
It's funny how two people {who are usually so alike} can have such different opinions on hottness.
Why is it exactly? Is it because girls are more complex? Are we more in tune to the little things, like expression and the implications of a certain look? Maybe we're just deeper. It takes more than hair and boobs to get our attention XD
{Just kidding, boys.
You know, kind of.}
What do you like/dislike about the opposite sex looks-wise?
~Stephanie
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Quite Unrequited
Ok i have a proposition for you {Uh-oh.}
Me • 11:22pm
Um, what is it?
Tom • 11:23pm
Ok, if you make time to see me. I will telepathically give you all my chemistry knowledge
deal?
Me • 11:23pm
You first :P
Tom • 11:24pm
So wait, i gotta give you the knowledge first?
Me • 11:24pm
Yep. {Good luck with your telepathy skillz.}
Tom • 11:25pm
Fine. But ill do it as we start to hang out
on the way to see you, ill give it to you
Me • 11:25pm
And if it doesn't work? Are you gonna turn around? {Please, please, please, please, please--}
Tom • 11:27pm
Nope
:) {Damn.}
I mean, im not that bad
And im leaving in june for this summer
Me • 11:27pm
haha no you're not. {Screw grammar. It's not like he cares.}
Tom • 11:27pm
and august for the school year {Pity.}
Me • 11:27pm
sup
Me • 11:28pm
Trying to fend off this guy who likes me.
Aaron • 11:28pm
ohhhhh
exciting :)
Me • 11:28pm
Nerve-wracking. 'Cause he's actually a decent person.
but its farther away {Good.}
and ill be busy
Me • 11:28pm
oooh :P {Wow, he tries so hard not to sound desperate...}
Aaron • 11:28pm
daw
so date him
or something
Id like to actually see you before then
I like have almost asked you out on a ""date"
but im homeschooled
so im akward
and i never do
OH NO!
HE JUST ASKED!
LIKE FORMALLY!
Aaron • 11:28pm
HAAAHAHAHHHAHAH
Me • 11:28pm
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this is awful!
This is amazing.
Me • 11:29pm
Aaron, he's like 5'2". {He's actually 5'5", but whatever helps my case...}
I'm 5'8".
Aaron • 11:29pm
oh
well
that's weird.
Me • 11:29pm
if i wore heels he'd come up to like my waist.
Aaron • 11:29pm
what'd he ask you, exactly
BTW, heels are evil.
It's okay, i'm not really into the dating thing :)
Tom • 11:29pm
Well i wasnt asking to date you {Suuure you weren't.}
just to hang out {Riiiiight.}
haha
See, im bad at this stuff {Well, THAT'S probably true...}
Me • 11:29pm
nah, don't worry about it.
I'm not really awkward, so even if you think you are, it doesn't bother me. {I think I may be too nice.}
how old is he?
Me • 11:31pm
I think I may be too nice.
Older than me at least.
Not sure how much. He's 17 too, but he was before me.
Aaron • 11:31pm
dangit
that would've been a decent loophole...
WAIT
I HAVE IT
Me • 11:31pm
Yea--what??
Aaron • 11:31pm
Okay, so is there anyone else you're looking to date soon?
Me • 11:31pm
I wish. But no.
Aaron • 11:31pm
good
Me • 11:32pm
...yay.
Aaron • 11:32pm
you can say that you've decided you're not going to date for the moment.
Me • 11:32pm
Good one. *starts typing* {Even though I already said it, I might as well pretend I got the idea from Aaron. Pet his man-ego.}
Haha ok
Well here
We should go on a date
that isnt a date
yet it is {And this is his idea of being witty...}
Me • 11:33pm
I'll do hanging out, that's really hanging out because it's just hanging out ;P
We should go on a date
that isnt a date
yet it is"
Ergh.
Aaron • 11:33pm
Tell him "That makes no sense."
Me • 11:34pm
I said "I'll do hanging out, that's really hanging out because it's just hanging out ;P"
because i'm too nice to say "NOOO"
Aarpm • 11:34pm
gah
>_<
no
at the very least, only hang out in groups
Me • 11:35pm
Well! ....yeahh.
Yeah. Definitely.
I drag my friend Cassidy into everything with me anyway.
Aaron • 11:43pm
just to be clear
that you are not to be won over
Me • 11:43pm
Mkay. I will if it comes back.
We're hating on Jersey Shore right now.
Tom • 11:52pm
for our date
Ima call it that to annoy you
he's at it again
Aaron • 11:53pm
Tell him you're actually betrothed.
Me • 11:53pm
LOLS.
Me • 11:53pm
I'm betrothed.
Me • 11:54pm
He's being awfully quiet.
XD
Tom • 11:56pm
"What...nooo..."
^ him
Aaron • 11:58pm
sarcasm, or gullibility?
Me • 11:58pm
Since brith.
*birth
Tom • 11:59pm
To?
Prince Caspian of Narnia?
Me • 11:58pm
Lolsssssssssss, I'm not sure..
Who am I betrothed to?
He suggested Prince Caspian. i'm gonna go with sarcasm.
And Peter Pevensie.
Tom • 11:59pm
:(
what about me
pretend you're upset he's joking
Me • 12:01am
Okay. I just said Peter, not Pevensie so we can still salvage this.
he says "what about me? :( "
Aaron • 12:01am
say you're sorry
but it's out of your hands
Tom • 12:02am
Haha no
i dont
Me • 12:02am
It's out of my hands.
he says he doesn't believe me.
Aaron • 12:03am
- _ -
Tom • 12:03am
Are you really?
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
LOLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Aaron • 12:03am
....wait, really?
:D
Me • 12:03am
"Are you really?"
oh my goshhhhhhhhhhhhhh lolsssss
Aaron • 12:04am
don't break now
keep it up
Me • 12:04am
i feel so mean lolssssssss
omg
Aaron • 12:04am
Say you're sorry, but it just won't work out between you two
Me • 12:04am
i feel mean XD
i'll crush him!
Aaron • 12:04am
that way you're not technically lying
bah
he needs to be crushed
Me • 12:04am
aw no lolsssssssssss
Aaron • 12:04am
better than being crushed worse later if you lead him on
Me • 12:04am
*can't breathe from laughing*
like i'm not leading him on to something now...XD
Aaron • 12:05am
you've gotta cut him off now before he gets more obsessed
well, no, you're not
haha
Me • 12:05am
i don't know if i can to it.
Aaron • 12:05am
do it
Me • 12:05am
lols
Aaron • 12:05am
do it
DO IT
Me • 12:06am
It's out of my hands. It just couldn't work.
ackk i did
o_o
Aaron • 12:06am
:D
:D:D:D
Me • 12:06am
lolsss
:D
thhis poor kid.
Aaron • 12:07am
tell me haah
Me • 12:08am
tell me haah"
If he were smart he'd search my FB friends for a Peter.
There isn't one.
Aaron • 12:09am
well, no, see, that's the thing
you've not seen each other since birth
you don't even know him, really.
Me • 12:09am
OH MY GOSH, THIS IS INSANE.
*is doing it*
Me • 12:09am
But you are supposed to marry him?
Me • 12:09am:
Aaron • 12:10am
HAHAHAHA
Me • 12:10am
And now he's really sorry for me.
LOLSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
"but you are supposed to marry him?"
Aaron • 12:10am
hhaaaaaa
Me • 12:11am
So....yes....
How am I ever going to get out of this? I mean, I can tell him now, or...later.
Aaron • 12:11am
just ask him never to bring it up, ever again.
Me • 12:11am
oh wow...that's so serious-sounding....'kay....
omg...
Aaron • 12:12am
well, hey, it's a complicated issue, and you don't like talking about it
Me • 12:12am
Tom • 12:13am
I feel like i am being trolled
lolsss
He's gone silent again..
"I feel like i am being trolled"
Okay I feel bad XD He's always talking about how girls mess with him and he believes them because he's nice...
Or something.
Aaron • 12:14am
no, it's because he's a moron
:P
Me • 12:15am
lolssss
:P
Well yeah.
But...i think i'm just gonna completely change the subject--ooh he's typing
uh. "Why dont you get alot of guys flirting with you?"
"A lot" is two words, dude
I kind of do. I mostly just glare at them and they go away though. Except for THIS GUY.
OH NO HE'S GONNA COMPLIMENT ME
HE DID.
UGH.
Aaron • 12:18am
ha
Me • 12:18am
apparently i'm pretty. *sigh*
Aaron • 12:19am
don't let it go to your head, princess.
I just want a happy relationship like ALL my friends
Oh boy now he's on a spiel about wanting a happy relationship like all his other friends.
tell him to wait
just like you're waiting on Peter.
HAAAAHAHA
Me • 12:27am
hahaha XD
look, you very well might find someone at college. don't worry about it. you'll find someone!
now i'm consoling him.
Aaron • 12:33am
oh geez
don't do that
Me • 12:33am
telling him he'll find someone at college next year. or whatever
Aaron • 12:33am
it's like giving a puppy cuddles
He'll just want more
Me • 12:33am
but he's pathetic!
Tom • 12:33am
Too bad...
i mean
i pretty much fell in love with you
and then you said u didnt date...
OH MY GAWD HE SAYS HE'S IN LOVE WITH ME.
Aaron • 12:33am
SEE?!?
SEE?!?!?
Me • 12:34am
ugh finneee >_< you were righ! D:
Aaron • 12:35am
tell him he doesn't love you
or whatever
Me • 12:34am
People don't fall in love that fast I don't think.
Me • 12:35am
I did.
Aaron • 12:35am
because you're actually a robot
Me • 12:35am
oooookay.
Aaron • 12:35am
see if he buys that one
Tom • 12:35am
No they dont. But i was seriously attracted to you
he changed love to "seriously attracted to"
ew.
Aaron • 12:35am
ew
Me • 12:36am
I'm going in for teh robot.
Aaron • 12:36am
no
Me • 12:36am
:P
Aaron • 12:36am
I was kidding!
Right....
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Prom Recap



Saturday, April 9, 2011
{Twenty-Eleven Prom}
It should come out something like this. We shall see. Emma, I am in your hands.
Teal eyeliner over black, silver eyeshadow and black mascara.
This is the only picture I have of my nails looking the way they look today. Can you even see it? They're silver with teal tips. Try to ignore my face.
KIRSTEN
"The Wild One"
"The Mace"
Element: Fire
"The Sweet One"
"The Bow" (as in arrows, not ribbon)
Element: Air
CASSIDY
"The Mature One"
"The Shield"
Element: Earth
TORI
"The Blonde"
{Aaand she's not in the class where we make up our additional titles.}
ME, STEPHANIE
"The Clever One"
"The Dagger"
Element: Water
~Stephanie
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Friends
THE TYPICAL CAST:
OFFICIAL BEST FRIEND {or BFF}: An official best friend is the girl who gets the title, even though you might not see her all that much. She's awesome and you tell each other everything, but you don't have as many every day things in common. Usually this a person you've known for a long time.
FUNCTIONING BEST FRIEND: A functioning best friend is the girl who might really be your BFF if it weren't for the official one. You do life together and have more in common, etc., but you can't replace your Official BFF because she'd be pissed/hurt/etc..
THAT GIRL: That Girl is basically the girl that's in your crowd, but you don't actually know her that much. She seems sort of nice {or mean}, but you don't really know her enough to make a judgment. So she sits there in friendship limbo until...well, never.
THE POPULAR CHICK: This is the girl that everyone is nice to because she's gorgeous and has 1682 Facebook friends. You know she's not a particularly dynamic personality {and you may even really hate her}, but you're nice to her because everyone is. It's a law of nature. And who knows, maybe you can grab one of her cast-off guys.
THE QUIET ONE: Um, yeah. She's quiet, so who knows? You can't strongly like her or dislike her because she never opens her mouth except to say "Bless you" when someone sneezes.
THE CHEESE-GRATER: Everyone has one of these. The friend that you grit your teeth and call a friend because...you don't even know why. She's that girl who somehow annoys the flaming piss out of you by doing next to nothing. Maybe she tells stupid jokes, or chews with her mouth open, or laughs like an ape, or any number of subtly obnoxious things. The Cheese-Grater is even more irritating if you're the only one who feels this way.
THE CLIFF: You know that girl that you're always self-conscious about? The one who calls every "That's what she said" joke, talks really loud in restaurants, and occasionally scares off the cute guys? Yeah. She's constantly on the edge of TOO FAR {hence "The Cliff"} and you can never be sure that she knows when to stop. It's nerve-wracking.
ADDITIONAL TITLES {These may apply to another friend, or be added to someone who already has a title.}
THE SPONGE: The Sponge is the girl who always seems to have misplaced her wallet. {"Oh my god, I am so sorry, I can't believe this, I must have left it at a home...What? You'll pay for me? Oh my gosh, are you sure? Thank you so much." *repeat*}
THE FLIRT: It's a classic. Batting eyelashes, giggle incessantly, pushing herself into the seat next to the hottie, etc. It's even worse if the guys go for it.
THE SENSITIVE ONE: She cries when the dog dies. She funds Save the Seals programs. She acts as if you've committed murder when you laugh at anything that looks slightly underprivileged. It's sweet you guess, but also monumentally annoying.
~Stephanie
Sunday, October 10, 2010
Photographs and Memories - Jessica B. Photography
Here are some of her family shots that capture me and affect me. I'm a picky chick when it comes to photography, I'm totally jaded. AND Don't get me started on her newborn photos, Anne Geddes aint got nuttin on Jessica B.
Visit Jessica B. Photography at Without a Place to see more of her amazing work. That includes all you pro photographers, you can see her passion in every click. Here's the info.
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Were Going to Be Friends- "Giveaway!"
Hope she's keeping them refrigerated, I'd hate to get food poisoning after I win and they arrive. Love egg salad. Especially with a little bling.
So check out Housewife Savant (she's back in full force thank goodness). No need to enter her giveaway as I plan on winning. I'm kidding...
AND her blog design is pretty fresh, If I do say so myself..
Sunday, January 3, 2010
Gone Gone Gone
But I didn't forget my camera on this day a few weeks ago. My siblings (and cousin Angie who is like my little sister) and I got together to cook a few days before Christmas, in an effort to bring our family traditions to Vegas. Our mothers spent hours over the stoves in one another's homes making tamales, posole, tortillas and cookies for the holidays. So we did the same for a day, it was well worth the calories just to revisit good childhood memories and make new ones with our own kids running amok.The day after Christmas we headed to the snow in our Taurus. You know how you always feel like your forgetting something when your packing and you can't put your finger on it? Well, I did put my finger on it a bit too late. No dog sitter... eek! Ya, all our regulars were out of town and there was no room at the inn (kennel) for poor Ace. So we brought 97 pounds of fur, panting and slobber with us on our 4 day trip in the back seat. The monkeys were really good sports about it. Especially when he would stretch out and cram the two of them into one seat. Before we knew it not only did he take up their space, his whole head would be on the arm rest in the front seat between Mike and I. I would finally get fed up and climb out of my seat and scrunch him back down to a reasonable position. Mike was sure we were gonna get a ticket for attempting to moon an officer while wrestling with a canine.
On the last day of our "planned" trip to Flagstaff AZ, we met with Mike's BFF and his family. We spent the day at the mall, we swanked it up with a fancy schmancy dinner and movie with the kids at Sam's Club. Yep were big spenders.
One thing I learned that day, is that it isn't always about where you are but who your with. Recognize this blogger? Yep that's Jeanette from Bliss. She is Mike's/ BFF's/ eternal companion... AND... one of my good good friends. We had such a great time catching up with the Shumway's, and we were so sad that the day went by so fast. So we extended our 4 days to 6 and followed them home. We stayed up late just like old times talking the night away. We had a flippin YUMMY dinner the next night and once again stayed up TOO late lolly gagging. Jeanette and I had a great time talking about Bloggerland, and YES gossiping about many of you.. LOL
I've always considered myself a lazy friend. I'm not into high maintenance friendships. To me my most cherished friends are the ones where you can pick up where you left off, no matter the amount of time in between visits. It's easy and comfortable and you can just be yourself.
It really was a great way to end the year. But I'm happy to say bye bye to 2009. Glad to see it "Gone Gone Gone"..... moving on..
Gone Gone Gone by Robert Plant and Allison Krause..
Monday, May 18, 2009
Up All Night, Sleep all Day!
I made this for my friend who's house we didn't leave until 1 a.m. and who is still missing those late night fast food runs, (my butt can't take them anymore, but man... her's can, unfair). Because of Jeanette, I blog, I don't write nearly as well as her, she is so talented in the keyboard department. I should probably see if she wants changes before I show this to the world. I love learning new things and playing around with Photoshop, I'm a total addict and its easy to stay up until 2a.m. but 7 a.m. is a monster!Up All Night, Sleep All Day by Slaughter
Monday, May 4, 2009
"Book of Love" yay another book club!
This is going to be a FUN book.. book club. For those of us who love to read for entertainment to escape reality. Also to discover great reads that aren't necessarily mainstream. It will be Bi-monthly and yes we will have a party after we finish each book. First one being JUNE 2nd. This is going to be the first book. Click on the link for Amazon.com info.
"One Thousand White Women" by Jim Fergus.
SPOILER ALERT! DONT READ Kirkus Review I'M SO MAD RIGHT NOW!
I'm not finished with it but so far, its great. Its not for the prudish. But its not X-rated either. So pick it up and let me know what you think. Get it from your local library. And if you're local mark your calendar. And if your a blogging friend, I look forward to your review.
What are you reading? What is your favorite book?


